RW Miroslav Satan

I consider Sidney Crosby as “God”, Evgeni Malkin as “Jesus Christ”, now the Penguins have the trio complete in “Satan.” Yeah that joke is going to get really old, really fast so I’ll just stop. In all seriousness though,  even though Miroslav Satan is not on the level of Marian Hossa (he’s the replacement for him), he is a good second option for the Penguins and still a sniper that Crosby needs. I’m not going to lie, it’s going to be weird seeing Satan in a Penguins jersey after all these years where Satan has killed them. Now Satan needs to kill other teams with his nose for the net and killer shooting touch. Expect Satan to score 25-30 goals this season on Crosby’s line.

Career Stats: 686 points, 337 goals, 349 assists

Edmonton Oilers: 63 points, 35 goals, 28 assists

Buffalo Sabres: 457 points, 224 goals, 233 assists

New York Islanders: 166 points, 78 goals, 88 assists

Pittsburgh Penguins: 1 point, 0 goals, 1 assist

2008/2009 Season Stats: 1 point, 0 goals, 1 assist


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